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I drew SHINee

omg i spelt jonghyun wrong

Jonghyun thinks he’s too sexy

CNBLUE > 2pm in January for ME

The best Omegle conversation ever

You: doradora

Stranger: doradora

You: ukiss

You: look it up on youtube :)

Stranger: how enticing is it

Stranger: because i dont wanna waste my time

Stranger: :/

You: its like amazing

You: like idunno its just so amazing

You: its only a teaser

You: but it wont let you sleep untill the mv comes out

Stranger: wow

Stranger: are you like

Stranger: promoting these guys

Stranger: because im addicted already

You: Hi Kiss me

Stranger: fine but just one kiss

Stranger: i cant be whoring myself out these days

Stranger: recession time

You: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You are so not a kiss me

You: ukiss fans are called that

You: LIAR

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: thats a good name for fans

Stranger: you seem like an adorable woman

You: yeah cos the bands called ukiss so do you get it

Stranger: yeah i do

Stranger: its as clever as potato salad

Stranger: so pretty fuckin clever

Stranger: did you die or something

You: yes

You: i died after seeing the teaser

You: I’m deade

You: dead*

Stranger: can i revive you

You: I’m the ghost

You: in the SHINee Sherlock video

You: it looks like Jessica but its actually me

Stranger: whatever you say…..

Stranger: (WIERDO)

Stranger: :p

You: you are the wierdo because you are not a kiss me

You: like or either a shawol

You: or an A+

You: or and ELF

You: or a SONE

Stranger: i know im pretty weird though

You: or a VIP

Stranger: and i get so sad when people call me it :(

You: Yeah I can tell

Stranger: why are you calling me an elf

You: aww IDC

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: <3

You: </3

You: I’m not calling you an elf

You: super junior fans are called elfs

Stranger: oh

Stranger: nicee

Stranger: where are you from

You: yeahh i know

You: I’m from neverland

Stranger: you seem interesting

You: ukiss sang a song called neverland

Stranger: im from toronto ontario

You: you should look it up its amazing

You: it made me die

You: ooh toronto sounds like tornado

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: how old are you?

You: I’m the average age of kpop group members

You: I’m old

You: and young

You: i come from neverland

You: i never age

Stranger: your actually way to mysterious right now

Stranger: like overkill

You: I know

Stranger: its like

You: I went mad after seeing UKISS doradora

Stranger: if you teleport right infront of me out of thin air i wouldnt even be surprised

Stranger: thats how mysterious and badass u sound right now

You: You mean like the genie in aladin

Stranger: no i mean like, this reckless piece of matter im speaking to on omegle

You: or like apparation in harry potter

Stranger: whos just way to fucking cool with her random references

You: Am i cool like potato salad

You: or like UKISS

Stranger: your like

You: or twilight

You: or glee

Stranger: a mix of potato salad and ukiss

Stranger: and some alcohol

You: Thankyou this is the best compliment I’ve ever recieved

You: i don’t drink alcohol

You: thats just offensive

Stranger: :P

Stranger: but ya

You: I’m gonna cry now whilst listening to Adele

Stranger: seriously how old r u

You: I’m old

You: but not old

You: i’m from neverland

You: no the peterpan one

You: the ukiss one

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you seem like someone id want to continue to talk to

Stranger: which is why i was asking

Stranger: i dont know though, its okay if you dont want to

Stranger: i understand

You: oh I don’t know if thats possible because like apart from ukiss I can’;t really talk to anyone openly because

You: like its classified as cheating

You: in my dictionary

You: i’m sorry

You: i think you may be crying now

Stranger: maybe soo

Stranger: im drowning in my tears

You: you should go buy chocolate and an Adele album

You: singing someone like you

Stranger: lol

Stranger: k well im out thenn

Stranger: see you around?

You: Please become a kissme

You: promise me

Stranger: lol

You: youo will become a kiss me

Stranger: the name is Dodge

Stranger: im a performer in a certain way as well

You: as in dodge the ball

Stranger: youll see me soon enough

You: are you a clown

You: cos clowns perfrom right?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i am a clown

You: do you perform in a circus

You: or bday parties

Stranger: i perform in my mind

You: when you dress up as a clown dance to ukiss

You: please

Stranger: soon ill be performing for millions

You: and put it on youtube

Stranger: naa

Stranger: but ya

Stranger: remember Dodge ok?

Stranger: and ill remember ukiss

Stranger: thats the deal

You: I may forget

You: because

You: ok ill remember

Stranger: well you wont when you see me

Stranger: :0

You: whenever i play dodge the ball

You: i shall remember you

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: and whenever i make out

Stranger: ill remember ukiss

Stranger: :)

You: as the dodge online who was a clown like a circus one and is wierd

You: you are disgusting

You: like as disgusting as like disgusting things

You: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You: this is so funnyyy

You: and your a clown

You: so that makes it more funny

You: OMG LMAOOOOOOO

You: how funny is this

Stranger: its pretty funny

You: I know but Ukiss is funnier in thier shows

Stranger: ok im out now

Stranger: nice meeting you

You: where?

You: are yoou going neverland as well?>

Stranger: kinda

Stranger: im going to go smoke

You: is tinkerbell with you

Stranger: fuck a tinkerbell

You: no don’t she’s my best fwend

Stranger: your actually

Stranger: the greatest woman troll ive met

You: you mean the troll in harry potter and the philosphers stone~?

You: the one that nearly killed hermione granger

Stranger: no i mean the troll that mentions harry potter when i say troll

Stranger: and mentions the fact that it almost killed hermione

Stranger: which is basically a useless fact

You: But it did

You: i’m not lying

Stranger: i know but like

You: Ron lies

You: I don’t

Stranger: can i hug you

You: No that is impossible

Stranger: comon

You: because you live in tornado

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: should i leave then?

You: Is justin bieber from canada

Stranger: ya

You: so you must know him right

You: like is he you best freind

Stranger: no but he lived near me actually

You: Woww I just tlaked to him on the phone

You: because in neverland anything is possible

You: and he says he knows no dodge the clown

Stranger: your a funny girl

You: who is from tornado

You: funny like as in funny in like funny thing

You: funny thing*

Stranger: lol

You: you are from tornado

Stranger: ok heres my email ————- i feel bad for doing this but i gotta head outtt

You: NO i shall not email you

You: mommy says don’t talk to strangers

You: online

Stranger: then why are you on omegle

Stranger: out of all fucking places

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: it says

Stranger: TALK TO STRANGERS!

Stranger: on your top right

You: because mommy is not at home

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: tell me how old you are

Stranger: just so like

Stranger: i know one thing about you

You: that i;m from neverland?

Stranger: alright ok

Stranger: byeeee nice meeting you

My dad was looking at my Lucifer CD wondering what sort of game it was….cos Jonghyun apparently must look like an anime character

ONEWWWW <3

Onew (Lee Jinki)

[x] You like to eat fried chicken.
[x] You’re very clumsy.
[x] You hit your head on things a lot. 
[x] You try to be funny or witty but people almost never laugh.
[x] You have a very bright smile.
[x] You don’t like getting too close to kids or animals.
[ ] You are a leader.
[x] You don’t seem like something that you really are.
[ ] You don’t like your actual name.
[ ] You are somehow like tofu. 

Total: 7/10 


Jonghyun (Kim Jonghyun)

[x] You’re very frank.
[x] You want attention from someone but you never really get it.
[x] You know how to celebrate by yourself.
[ ] You can sing very well. 
[ ] You’re short.
[ ] You seem like a leader type, but you aren’t.
[ ] A close friend who is younger than you is taller than you. 
[x] You like pulling pranks.
[ ] You’re very…guy.
[ ] You can wake up early.

Total: 4/10


Key (Kim Kibum)

[ ] You are so much like a mom.
[x] You nag; A lot.
[ ] You have many different talents.
[x] You hate to lose. 
[x] You don’t like your old, baby pictures.
[ ] You’re afraid of heights.
[x] You’re a blunt person.
[ ] You are good at cooking and household activities.
[ ] You can DANCE. 
[ ] You’re a sort of tsundere.

Total: 4/10


Minho (Choi Minho)

[ ] You’re very sporty.
[x] You’re very competitive.
[x] You’re tall. 
[x] Some people think you can’t do anything, but you can.
[ ] You’re great with kids.
[x] You will do anything for the person you love.
[ ] You don’t like talking too much.
[ ] You’re generally quiet.
[ ] You like soccer. 
[ ] You’re charming/charismatic.

Total: 4/10


Taemin (Lee Taemin)

[ ] You are the youngest of your siblings or group of friends.
[x] You like ice cream.
[ ] You’re very innocent. 
[x] You’re child-like. 
[ ] You are pretty shy.
[x] You are/were bullied somehow.
[x] You use your cuteness to get what you want. 
[x] You are a big fan of Michael Jackson.
[ ] You absolutely hate bugs.
[x] You aren’t very good at cooking.

Total: 6/10

Random question time for Shawols….SHINee bias?

Mine is Onew/Minho ….really can’t chose I love them both! <3

JONGKEY KISS…your take? was it real or not?

I have no idea but I’ll let you guys be the judge and decide

I swear SHINee Hello Baby is the only Hello Baby that I can watch a million times and not get bored